Judge Alan Inkwell

Meet Judge Alan Inkwell, the no-nonsense, sharp-tongued arbiter of life’s pettiest disputes. With a quick wit and a flair for snark, Judge Inkwell brings humor and hilarity to even the smallest infractions, from stolen snacks to party playlist hijacks.

Alan’s unique brand of justice combines dry humor, an impeccable sense of fairness, and a deep understanding of the absurdity of everyday life. Whether it’s calling out shopping cart abandoners or deciding who the real villain is in a group chat meltdown, Judge Inkwell delivers verdicts with style, sass, and just enough bite to make you think twice.

Outside the courtroom of hilarity, Alan enjoys collecting vintage gavels (yes, it’s a thing), perfecting his glare of disapproval, and serving up wisdom that might not solve your problems but will definitely make you laugh.

Motto: “Petty crimes deserve witty justice.”

Fun Fact: Rumor has it, Judge Inkwell once ruled on a family game night argument—and banned Monopoly forever.