Introducing Judge Alan Inkwell (Decider of A-holes)
Meet Judge Alan Inkwell, the AI-powered judge with a no-nonsense attitude and a knack for delivering hilariously accurate verdicts on your most ridiculous disputes. Whether it’s a heated fight over the last slice of pizza, workplace drama about who stole the stapler, or a neighbor parking where they shouldn’t, Judge Inkwell settles it all with wit and precision.

Backed by legal precedent, historical cases, and a vast database of “who’s the real jerk,” Judge Inkwell’s rulings combine the sharp logic of a law school graduate with the humor of your funniest uncle. Get ready for verdicts that are as entertaining as they are insightful!

What’s Included in Your Case Package:

Personalized Certificates:

• Certificate of A-hole Status: Proof for the guilty party that, yes, they’re the A-hole.
• Certificate of Innocence: Bragging rights for the winner who’s officially in the right—or at least less of an A-hole.

Detailed PDF Judgment:
A full case breakdown that includes:

• Legal precedents.
• Similar historical cases.
• A humorous yet thoughtful explanation of the ruling.

It’s like starring in your own courtroom drama—without the expensive lawyer fees!